Here are the photobooth and some roaming pictures by Rachel Robinson! Get in to the groove, get in to the mood, and get into your jock gear for the Dickslap gay-lympics Friday!
Steven's at it again! Check out this spicy recap of January's Dickslap shenanigans, you look good as always.
Are you ready for the Gay Olympics for the February Dickslap? I don't know what that means, really, but someone has to come out on top right? The very extra special beast from Provincetown, throw of the awesome Fag Bash and traveling fetish party Luther, Mark Louque is coming to grace our presence in the DJ booth. And as if that wasn't good enough, we've also got a super woof-tastic little furball known as Rich Kelly (check out his tumblr, NSFW) to dance around in the cage alongside Baby Bear, I'm kind of sweating just thinking about it. This is gonna be one for the books.
Also, come find me or someone in the know and ask us about CLUB WHY the following night... this is off the books so that's all we will say here.
Shade went into full effect this month.. wait.. last month, oops I'm a little behind on getting these out! Regardless, it was amazing and gorgeous and filthy and sexy, this is a night that will have so much more impact on the world then just a few hours of drinking, you better watch out (also, why is Micaila ^^see above^^ so HOT). Come out to Shade everyone 2nd Friday of the month and celebrate with me, Riff-Raff and Butch Queen, and next week it happens on Valentines Day.. which means... NOTHING! And everything. And my femme daddy Roy G Biv is DJing so I will of course be a servant that evening. See you there...
What's that? you can't wait a whole fuckin' week? Well, to keep you satisfied we do have two little gems happening this week... starting with tonight! It's the RuPauls Drag Race Battle of the Seasons afterparty, hosted by the divine Ben Delacreme! This is gonna get wild, we know Willam, Detox, Manila and more love them the Eagle, so I'm sure we can't keep em away.
And if that wasn't enough... Christy Love (NYC, House of Stank) is coming to house you down alongside Riff-Raff and Nark on Friday for JACK!
Without further adieu... Photos by Kevin Kauer
The always fabulous Steven Didis worked his video magic again, and actually made some of the performers at Fierce Queen look good. While Cherry Sur Bete walked away with this month's title, you can still judge for yourself who you think the best queen was.
Cuntella Von Tease
Cherry Sur Bete
Describing Fierce Queen is going to be tough. Right off the bat it became instant legend, teeth were lost (literally), competition was fierce, the glitter was spread and eleven queens stomped the hell out of that cage, one after another, putting up with Amoania and Urethra Franklin's reads and even one total shut-down! But they prevailed, and miss Cherry SurBete came out on top! She'll be set to help judge the next Fierce Queen in May, and everyone else has a couple months now to get their next look together. It was a truly magical night on the hill, keeping the gay, the fag, the queer, the trans and the friends of all of the above deep down below in the underground, and most of all, keeping it FUN. I simply can't wait to do it again!!!!!!
Until then, come out this Friday and keep the spirit of the discotheque alive by dancing your pants off to the nu-disco delights of FUTUREWIFE! Cassidy Katims will be doing his splits in the cage, Ron is on the jello shots and I'll be backing up Futurewife in the dj booth, let's have some more fun!
Umm, and I almost forgot to mention this amazingness, this coming Tuesday at The Eagle is The Battle of the Seasons Afterparty hosted by season six superstar Ben Delacreme! The Battle of the Seasons party at the Moore features Sharon Needles, Alaska Thunderfuck, Ivy Winters, Willam, Detox, Carmen Carrera, Pandora Boxx and Manila Luzon, and since they have all been a part of a Nark party before (except Pandora) there's a good chance we won't be able to keep any of em away from The Eagle that night, so come down and mingle, the show at the Moore ends by 11pm, Freddy King of Pants will provide the tunes, we'll bring the stank, come out!
Photos by Rachel Robinson
Yesss, another wild night at Dickslap!! Winter can't slow you down, can it? Jimi Jaxon turned that place out and Honey Bucket, well, I'll have to check the footage to see what trouble SHE got in to! Check out your handsome faces below, and don't forget to join us tonight (Friday) for FIERCE QUEEN!
Photos by the amazing Rachel Robinson!
Oh my godddddd, thanks to everyone that made the Dickslap 3 year anniversary maybe the CRAZIEST Dickslap ever!! What a blast, I think, what happened? I can't remember... can you!? Well here's some proof to jog your memory below, can't wait for next month when Jimi Jaxon returns to the Eagle to turn us OUTT with Honey Bucket on the hosting duties for DICKSLAP January on Friday January 17th.
BUT FIRST, THIS IS IMPORTANT- One of our dearest dearest sweetest friends has been going through a rough battle recently with cancer and we need help from our community. Torazo has been supporting the fag revolutions in Seattle and SF and more for years and it's time we gave back, please please come out this Friday night to The Eagle for a Christmas Comedown affair with DJ Trouble, wear something cozy and get cozy with friends on the dancefloor, and please drop 5 (OR MORE) dollars at the door, all proceeds go straight towards Torazo's medical and living expenses, HELP A BROTHER OUT!! <3 Hope you enjoyed your holidays friends <3
Without further adieu, photos by Rachel Robinson.
OH BUT WAIT, here's an adieu, if you like your recap in motion, check out this AMAZING video of Dickslap by Steven Didis!
Check out the next JACK with SEVERINO of Horse Meat Disco!
This is a great video recap of a night we may have trouble remembering, but one thing is for sure, Steven Didis has magic eyes and hands and cameras, it doesn't matter if you hate parties and music and fun and your own life, you will still LOVE this gorgeous video! Can't wait to see the photos that will come out as well!
Please join us next Friday for a Christmas Comedown party with DJ Trouble, proceeds from this night will go to benefit our beloved faerie Torazo Satow's struggle with cancer.
Now THAT's Ferocious! What a incredible night, we had so much fun together, shaking our asses to Rye Rye, throwing our panties at Bright Light Bright Light, motorboating Amanda Lepore, dancing our butts off to P-Play, Ambrosia Salad, Chelsea Starr and Nark, we got special visits from Jinx Monsoon and Ben Delacreme, the list just keeps going on and on- what was your Ferocious Memory? Can you remember anything after those tasty and potent Absolut Tune drinks our sponsor so generously donated??
But alas you are all HONGRY for your photos, so we won't keep talking away, here they are! We had a few photographers so they are separated by artist, enjoy! And don't forget to join us tonight (Friday 12.20) for our 3 year anniversary of DICKSLAP shenanigans at The Eagle!!
Photos below by Rachel Robinson!
Damn. Look at that. Oh wait there's more!! Photos below by JJ Cariaso and Todd DeJarlais.
AND you get a little backstage action with a special photoshoot by Angel Ceballos!
And one more set of awesome polaroids we had to include by Rio Flowers!
We also did some portrait work ALL BY OURSELVESSSS downstairs, here's a couple quick snaps from that...
Aren't they the cutest? More to come on that later..
AND one more thing for now to fill your eyeholes with, a sweet recap video by Steven Didis!
CAN'T WAIT TO DO IT ALL AGAIN IN SPRING!!!
It's our “slaptastic” 3 year anniversary! Damn. This little shit-kicker party turned bearded rager started at The Seattle Eagle three years ago this month, believe it or not.
Just what is the origin of Dickslap? Back in 2010 the Washington State Liquor Control Board was giving The Eagle hell and trying to shut them down because some of them seemed to be homophobic pricks. So, the Eagle management called us up here at Nark Magazine and said we needed to fight back, and that we should start a party so ridiculous and law bending and in-your-face homosexual that we might just scare them the hell out of the place. But what to call such a mind-bendingly, crotch-teasingly, gay-ass party of all parties? Dickslap, of course.
The opening night of the first Dickslap was front page news on The Stranger, where our friends there obligingly proceeded to print the salaries and other nosey and embarrassing facts about the liquor board reps that were finger pointing The Eagle and other gay bars around town. Dickslap was tagged as the “Eagle Vs. The WSCLB Party."
The moral of this little tale, folks and faggots alike, is that it worked, and it could potentially be the reason why the Eagle is still alive and in your face (and crotch) today."
The moral of this little tale, folks and faggots alike, is that it worked, and it could potentially be the reason why the Eagle is still alive and in your face (and crotch) today. After a few months with the WSLCB off our backs, we dropped the VS. moniker and just continued on as Dickslap. Soon it became Seattle's favorite party for all you dirty homos. Now, it’s bigger and more rager-y than ever, featuring slammin’ House DJs from all across the country, along with the fiercest bearded queens, lady boys, and gogo puppies we could find.
Come celebrate with us for our 3 year anniversary! We are bringing in the ever so handsome and charming Brian Maier from San Francisco to give it a whirl in the DJ booth, and recent SF to LA transplant, the amazing Ambrosia Salad to spy on you all with the official Dickslap Wig Cam (patent pending), so give her a good show eh?
To top it all off, we’ve released the very first Dickslap movie, The Seduction of Bear, starring the wonderful Ambrosia, along with Nark gogo puppy Baby Bear, and Kitty the Bear. Check it out, then come check us out at Dickslap!