Party Like a Cheap Trick With Good Taste This Weekend Nightlife

Written by Nark

So. This is the summer that never ends. Except, well, if you look outside it looks pretty over (THANK SHESUS), but that means nothing for your dancing feet. This last week of September is our magical festival send off, Decibel Festival, but since that isn't enough there's also like a bajillion really fun non-decibel parties as well. 

Seeing as this is my first year staying at Decibel instead of going to Folsom (oh except that year I worked at that club that shall not be named where Erykah Badu threw me SO much shade), I naturally wanted to do everything ever until my intestines fuse to the outside of my body through osmosis from perpetual dancing. BUT seeing as that is NOT a cute F/W 2015 look, I had to somewhat limit it down. 

So here are my top picks and or the stuff I am involved with, hopefully I will find myself dancing at each and every one, obviously there are about 200 other things that are amazing and happening as well, but these are just what WE hope to make it to!




Nark Magazine is so elated to be presenting a showcase with Decibel Festival again this year, and we are stoked to be butt2butt with Kim Ann Foxman again! This is a guaranteed rager, don't be left out!






I mean, life wouldn't be the same without a sexy romp at the Eagle now would it? So maybe if you get techno'd out you can come here for some bath house sleazy disco and heavy petting? For more information just divert your eyes into any direction, we are kinda advertising it a lot on this site if ya didn't see..



After you spend some time in the Eagle you might wanna spread your wings and fly, or at least your legs (FOR SOME EXTRA ROOM PEOPLE) and mosey yourself down to roll around on the floor in a giant warehouse. The Institution is sure to be pumpin, and if you want more info on this not so secret secret party, go check it out HERE.





The Matrixxman cometh, one beer if by land, two beers if by sea (hint it's by sea). Get your daytime boat booty popping on on this Decibel cruise, featuring Matrixxman, Young Marco and Deadbeat!

--Information and Tickets Here--



Do you think I could exist knowing the green and golden goddess fronted disco savants Midnight Magic are in town without seeing them? AND with all them other ho's on the flyer? No way. Front of line.




Sick and tired of clubs and concert venues and warehouses? Well Seattle has just the thing for you, go get shitty in a crazy ass maze of old train cars thats also a shitty ass Chinese restaurant and karaoke bar but is most CERTAINLY a ridiculously fun amazing wild trip of a time! The Train Car House Party is THE. FUNNEST. PARTY! (Unless you absolutely despise dancing and hate watching other people dance their faces off). Loves of our lives Erin O'Connor-Drew and Karl Kamakahi burn it up alongside Patrick Hernandez, and guess what, it's FREEEEE!


Phew, it's a good thing that are a million hours in a day, because I am REALLY stoked for this double-venue extravaganza. Tin Man is responsible for one of my favorite tracks of all time, where is it... oh here!

And so I owe it to him and myself to be falling down on the dancefloor as well, because by time he goes on I'm sure I'll have no idea where I am anymore but I'm going to LOVE it.

This is a Decibel Party that is oddly -not- a Decibel Party? Aka your wristband won't get you any special status here, so make sure you go buy a ticket!




SUNDAY (did you forget that we were STILL on Saturday?)


Shameless cares about you. They really do. They want you to know that after all that other stuff you did, that your bed, your apartment, your cat or dog needing food, NONE of that matters, because it's 6am and it's time to KEEP. DANCING. Come into the warm embrace of the Shameless bosom, get some breakfast in you, dance it off, repeat. 

More info over on the Shameless website..


Well, you're almost there y'all. Right about the time you can tell how many fingers I'm holding up, it'll be time to get your butt down to Rebar for Seattle's favorite house weekly turned Decibel rager, FLAMMABLE. You know the drill, above is the flyer in case you forgot how to act.





So this really big and amazing and awesome band called um... HERCULES AND LOVE AFFAIR... thought it was real cute to come in on MONDAY after one of our biggest weeks of the year, and you know what is even cuter? The fact that you are going to be there even if you are propped up like a fucking scarecrow on the dancefloor. Wave them straw arms girl. Hercules. Is. Everything.

Opening for them is some unknown trick named... ME, plus Bright Light Bright Light returns his magical scruffy face to us (while on his world tour with Elton John mind you), and Navid Izadi. 

This will be major. This will be sold out. You will not be left out by following this link to TICKETS.




Just kidding. Go back to work and start saving up for next year.

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Introducing Arf! Dipping 10 Toes Deep Into Kink Nightlife

Written by Nark

Of course, any dip wouldn't be right without us making you relive that Sarah McLachlan video against your will, now would it?


Every day thousands of pups go without handlers, and deal with abusive daddies, will you help?


Introducing Arf!, a night of kink, fetish, bath house disco and sleazy dance tunes for the experienced gear pig down to the new and curious cub at The Eagle this Friday. Door discount in your favorite gear and a clothes check provided, so strap some things in and let other things just hang out and come take a dip in the puppy pile.


Last Fridays at The Eagle, Seattle
Opening 9.26.14 
w/ Bright Light Bright Light (UK) & Nark
Cage Pup Tyler Rush
Hosted by Zak the Barber & Pup Kai
$7 Cover, $5 in Gear

Facebook RSVP

Pup Cruelty from Nark Magazine on Vimeo.


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Photobooth: Shade! 9.12.14 at The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

Opulence Queer Empire, Shade! Another fab night of next level queerocity at The Eagle, thanks to everyone for dancing and making it such a blast! Below are your photobooth photos from Rachel Robinson!



These very real things are happening over the next two weeks, don't miss out!

This Friday, Dickslap at The Eagle w/ Jens Irish (PDX) & Hellen Tragedy

Next Thursday 9/25 Decibel Festival showcase w/ Kim Ann Foxman and Clean Bandit at The Crocodile


Monday 9/29 Hercules and Love Affair Live! w/ Bright Light Bright Light & Navid Izadi at Neumos


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Mugshots: Labor Day Wknd Cruise w/ Milk! 8.31.14 Nightlife

Written by Nark

Another fabulous cruise and a wonderful send off to summer, thanks to everyone for joining us on the water all summer long, and especially thanks to all the hot dudes that were on this boat cruise, feel free to email me for my number or whatever- anywaysssssss, take in all your sweet pixxx with Milk Queen! 

But first, why not join us for some sweaty ass dancing over the next couple of weeks? This Saturday at Kremwerk is the 2nd installment of BOTTOM FORTY w/ Vin Sol! And next week get ready to take the plunge with the Dick Bucket challenge at Dickslap!

Without further adieu...

Photos by Kevin Kauer / Nark 

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Mugshots: Insert Coin II! At The Eagle 9.06.14 Nightlife

Written by Nark

Luigi's in jockstraps playing Tekken in a leather bar with faggots ENOUGH SAID. SEE PHOTOS.

But first, better get geared up for the next few weeks gurrrrr-


Photos by Rachel Robinson

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Mugshots: Dickslap SF w/ Milk! The Eagle 8.29.14 Nightlife

Written by Nark

Another unbeweaveable Dickslap in San Francrisco last week, hope you have recovered and such. Check out your hot pixxx with the dairy queen herself miss MILK, and thanks to all our amazing contestants in the Dickslap race (it was a race, didn't you know?) Tara Wrist, Lady Bear, Rich Kelly, Blaine Asbury and ChipMint!

Mark your calendars for the next Dickslap, Saturday November 29th w/ La Fraicheur (Berlin) and more TBA!

Photos by Fabian FBFE

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Mugshots: Dickslap! w/ Victor Rodriguez 8.15.14 @ The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

Wet wild and crazy times at the dirty bird this month, it just gets more and more nuts! Thanks to Victor Rodriguez and Jesse Rudoy for bringing the heat, thanks to the fog machine for making a magnificent return, and to all of you for dancing and making out. The fire keeps going this weekend... there's a secret show happening at The Eagle this Saturday night, and then Sunday enjoy your Labor Day Weekend by cruising with MILK on the Islander Yacht! THIS IS YOUR FINAL CRUISE UNTIL NEXT PRIDE! Don't miss out, tickets are flyin'!


Photos by Rachel Robinson



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Mugshots: Brunch Cruise w/ Shawn Morales! 8.02.14 on The Islande... Nightlife

Written by Nark

Bet you thought you'd never see those photos, right? Well we couldn't keep them from you forever. Well actually we weren't keeping them from you... we just sometimes get behind, but hey you know what else you can get behind? OUR FINAL CRUISE OF THE WHOLE SUMMER/YEAR THIS SUNDAY, w/ extra special host MILK (rdpr) & the Markos Sisters! This is it y'all, the big ole shablam, we're gonna death drop right off the boat! WAIT. DON'T DO THAT... we had a enough of that last time...


Photos below by Kevin Kauer / Nark


Photos below by Rachel Robinson

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Hurricane Krot Feature

Written by Robert Roth

Tork Shaw is the very embodiment of the word frenetic. Even when he’s sitting curled up on his couch for our interview, the manic energy he gives off is palpable. The fast paced speech and wild gestures are eminently positive and friendly, though, and certainly make conversations with him enjoyable, and a little exciting.

Tork, or DJ Krot, as he’s known when he’s behind the decks, is a relative newcomer to Seattle, and even more so to the Seattle nightlife scene. But he’s no stranger to nightlife. The 33 year old Scotland native has been tearing it up in clubs in Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, and San Francisco since the ripe old age of 18. 

“My first party was in Glasgow,” he explains, “when I was a student there.”

When Tork teamed up with his friend Skally, they soon saw the potential to add their own contribution to the Scottish nightlife scene.

“We grew up on a club called The Arches, and Sub Club, and Optimo, which at the time were really edgy electro clubs. Optimo are still doing events on and off, but they are, to me, that’s just the pinnacle of clubbing.”

One thing he found lacking, though, was the absence of dance parties meant for the queer crowd.

“There were no queer electro nights in Glasgow at the time for some reason. There are a few now, but at the time there weren’t. So we ran one called Dog God in the basement of Corinthian, which was this fancy building.”

Tork’s soon departed for America, leaving Skally behind to run Dog God, which ended when she moved back to Manchester. After a time living in San Francisco, Tork then settled in London, where he really took to the local scene with a bang.

“I used to spend a lot of time at a club called The Ghetto in Soho,” he says. “I met a DJ there called Gang, who was a DJ on a punk and metal night called Red Eye. It was right at the end of that nu metal explosion, and it was really popular with the young gays, what you’d call the hipster gays.”

Tork and Gang started a club called Uncle John, themed around an “unexpectedly missing children’s entertainer”, including such novel touches as party flyers that looked like missing person posters. Very high-concept.

“I don’t know where we were going with that,” he laughs. “It was bananas, and amazing, and great fun. We ran it in the basement of this club called the Polar Bear, which is now the Q Bar, and is this super twink club.”

After that, Tork’s DJ and production career took him to places like Trash Palace and the London Eagle, working with such illustrious names as Horse Meat Disco, and Rob Holley from Push the Button.

There was no such things as gays. Obviously, there was quite a lot of sex going on amongst the boys in my school, but there were no gays. We didn’t know any gays.”

Not too bad for a wee lad, born as Torquil Shaw, from a tiny island off of the west coast of Scotland with only one bridge connecting it to the mainland. Tork’s upbringing, which included a stint at an all-boys boarding school in Edinburgh before heading off to college, seems almost stereotypically British. I had to wonder, of course, what it was like being gay in an all-boys school.

“There was no such things as gays,” he claims. “Obviously, there was quite a lot of sex going on amongst the boys in my school, but there were no gays. We didn’t know any gays.”

Despite his early sexual awakening, Tork didn’t come out until he went to college at 18.

“I didn’t know I was gay,” he admits. “I knew I had no interest in women, and I knew that I liked boys, but the concept of being gay was so alien. I’d never met a gay person. The only gay people that I’d ever seen were on Queer as Folk. So that was my first awakening about gay people.”

Once he’d admitted to himself what his attraction to other guys really meant, he didn’t waste any time learning what it was all about.

“When I went to university, I needed job, and I got a job in a gay bar,” he explains. “Why wouldn’t I? I was 18, and who makes more money in a gay bar than 18 year olds? And then I met some other gay people, and that was that, really. And that’s when I came out, when I started working in that bar, because it was pointless not to.”

At that point he was still twirling around the Glasgow dance floors to the sounds of Britney Spears and Shania Twain, resplendent in his glitter and belly shirts.

“It’s was the early 2000’s,” he complains, “and that’s what the music was that the 18 year olds danced to!”



But he soon discovered electro and house music, which turned into a musical love affair for him. It also lead him to the queer electro nights at Taste and Joy in Edinburgh, and then into DJing, and his first venture into party production at Dog God.

“It was all early 2000’s electro, and it was wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. It was a great time. That’s the music that I really love.”

Even at one of his later gigs, as the resident at a club called Infidel in London, which he describes as a “super hard core techno club,” he enjoyed playing the really super modern techno sounds of the time, but retained his love for the earlier dance music he originally fell for.

“I loved playing that music,” he says, “but it’s really harsh, really hard, compared to what you had in the early 2000’s. It was all 125, 128 BPM, loads of disco sound pulls, just really nice to dance to. Really dark, sexy. Very few breaks. Wonderful, really wonderful music to dance to, and you could dance all night to it. I love that period of music.”

This is what happens, this is the thing. I get super frantic about something and then I just do it. And who knows how long I’ll be a game designer for?”

Tork has moved on from London, of course, and has taking up a career in game design, which allowed him to spend a year working in Greece. He ended up in Seattle nearly a year ago, due to his current position at Goblinworks. Game design wasn’t his original career choice, but rather is a profession he chose some years after getting his degree in film theory. Much like everything else he’s done, once he’d decided it was for him, he simply went for it.

“I’ve only been a game designer for four and half years,” he admits. “I decided that I wanted to be a game designer, and I went a did a Masters in Game Design…” 

Wait. Just like that?

“This is what happens,” he laughs, “this is the thing. I get super frantic about something and then I just do it. And who knows how long I’ll be a game designer for?”

And so it is with Krot, his DJ alter ego. It’s marked his entry into the Seattle nightlife scene, most recently with Insert Coin, his retro-gaming themed dance party at the Seattle Eagle, and the upcoming Pink Party Prime, where he’ll be DJing at Queer Geek’s recently expanded annual party for queer gamers during PAX Prime, one of the world’s largest gaming conventions.

With Insert Coin, his own production, he saw a need, and then he filled it.

“I’m surprised it doesn’t exist here,” he confesses, “because it’s such a nerdy city and, as far as I can make out, people like music.”

By most accounts, the first Insert Coin, held just a few weeks ago, was a great success. Especially considering it was a brand new event, held at a bar only now becoming known for it’s diverse event schedule, organized by someone brand new on the scene. Tork is undaunted, though, even as he admits that the party still needs to find it’s legs.

“It’s gonna take a while to work out exactly what it’s going to be,” he says, “because I want people to come play games, but I also want people to come dance, and those two things are not immediately compatible. Those two crowds I want to become compatible.”

One reason for his dauntlessness, of course, is the fact that he’s used to throwing parties, and has done so in cities around the world. Another reason is that he still has his day job to fall back on.

“People throw so many parties in Seattle, and lots of them are poorly attended, but the cost of doing it seems to be so low, for whatever reason,” he states. “Because the cost of investment is so low that they can continue to run parties that aren’t hugely successful because that’s not their primary goal. Lots of people are performers, or they have another job, so it’s not like they need to make ends meet with the party that they’re running. In a way that takes the pressure off, and it gives people the freedom to do something really random and bananas because the bars are up for it, the venues are up for it, and people can just see what happens.”



So where does such an optimistic view of Seattle’s nightlife come from, given what he’s used to in the places he’s previously lived and worked?

“In a way I’m spoiled, I suppose, for choice,” he confesses, “because I come from London. I forget that not every city is as big as London is. It’s not that London is a better city, it’s just much bigger, so whatever it is that you want, it’s definitely there.”

It may not seem fair, then, to compare a relatively small city like Seattle to such an international powerhouse as London. But Tork also has some experience with parties and nightlife in San Francisco which, while still a world class city, is at least more comparable in size to Seattle.

“I have a romantic view of Seattle, I think,” he says, “that hasn’t been destroyed. Having lived in San Francisco, I thought Seattle was gonna be a lot like San Francisco, and in a lot of ways it is.”

For Tork, though, running a party is about many things. Partly, it’s about getting to know a city. And, partly, it’s about giving something back.

“I struggle with the world, and it’s nice to go to a party. Even if it’s a party that I’m involved in. It’s nice to go out and meet people, and play music for them, and run a party, because I enjoy doing it.”

“It’s not like giving something back in a charity way,” he explains, “it’s about being involved, it’s about helping people have a good time.”

It’s an important contribution, really. There’s a lot of shit in the world, in this day and age. Offering people a few hours of comfort, a few hours of joy, is actually a pretty serious gift, I suggest.

“It’s overwhelming,” he confirms. “I think that it’s a really difficult balance, because there’s also a question of distraction, isn’t there? Providing distraction is a super valuable tool, but isn’t the solution, and I don’t have the solution. To me, that’s the way I struggle with that as a concept, because it’s really valuable to give someone four hours of joy, but it’s not a solution.”

But what if giving them that distraction can help fuel the solution?

“Yeah it does,” he responds, “you’re right. I think it’s hope that’s the solution, that’s what we’re giving people. I’m not either suggesting that entertainment is in any way high minded, or that it’s frivolous, that it’s either of those things. It’s just there’s a balance where some entertainment is frivolous and some entertainment is high minded. There’s no real question about it. It’s a balance, and you just need to be comfortable with what you’re doing. And for some people, the line is in a different place. But it’s nice to be doing something.”

Because we all have our part to play, right? We can’t all be paramedics or firefighters. But Tork is right when he talks about how important it is to be doing something, at least, even if it’s a bit selfish for him, to some degree

“I struggle with the world,” he confesses, “and it’s nice to go to a party. Even if it’s a party that I’m involved in. It’s nice to go out and meet people, and play music for them, and run a party, because I enjoy doing it.”

To see Tork, as DJ Krot, in action, you can catch him at the 6th Annual Pink Party Prime on Sunday, 8.31, at Neighbours Nightclub, and then again on Saturday, 9.06, at Insert Coin at the Seattle Eagle. For information on Insert Coin, check out their Facebook page at For more information or to get tickets to Pink Party Prime, visit

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It's Chips, Dips, Chains, and Whips at Night School Narked

Written by Robert Roth

You don’t normally think about the Seattle Eagle as an institution of learning (unless you’re talking about learning someone’s phone number), but that’ all about to change with the addition of Night School: Exercises in BDSM to their calendar.

If sub/dom play, bondage, or a little spanking are part of your scholarly pursuits, then you’ll definitely want to head on over to the Dirty Bird for a night of BDSM exploration. Danelle King, last year’s WA State Ms. Leather, will be sharing her expert advice in the practice of the dark arts to those both new to the world of kink, and old hands alike. Danelle brings seven years of medical field experience combined with more than five years of involvement in the BDSM community, so when she tells you how to do something right, you’d better say “Yes ma’am.”

Tunes will be provided by DJ Steve Fabus (Go BANG! SF), one of the first nationally recognized DJs the originated from the disco era, and DJ Pavone. Earlybirds will get a chance to win a gift bag full or kinky goodies courtesy of our friends at Babeland.

So if you want to flex your exhibitionist muscle, or simple want to scope things out, Night School will be the place to be.


Night School: Exercises in BDSM
Friday 8.22 / 9pm - Late
Seattle Eagle, 21+
$5 before 11pm / $7 After 11pm

Admission includes a ticket for a drawing for a kinky gift bag courtesy from our friends at Babeland. An estimated value of $80. Must be present to win.

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Jimi Jaxon's Dickslap Pride Edition Mix Music

Written by Robert Roth

Dickslap Pride Edition was a night to be remembered. Of course, most of you were so white girl wasted that night you probably don't remember anything, including the amazing set by Jimi Jaxon that you were twerking away/making out with some stranger to on the Eagle dance floor

Well here it is, beebees, courtesy of Jimi himself, recorded live at The Eagle and mastered like a pro by Greyspot.


Jimi Jaxon's Dickslap Mix (Seattle Pride Edition) by Jimi Jaxon on Mixcloud

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Photobooth: Shade! 8.08.14 at The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

Another gorgeous photobooth at Shade... THE DEPTHS! Thanks to Rachel Robinson for holding down like a soldier each time, next month I'll be at the decks for Shade, which means this time, it's PERSONAL. Me (Nark) + babe-a-licious RIFF-RAFF!

Until then, come get your snap from Rachel tonight for DICKSLAP!

Photos by Rachel Robinson

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