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Mugshots: Brunch Cruise w/ Shawn Morales! 8.02.14 on The Islande... Nightlife

Written by Nark

Bet you thought you'd never see those photos, right? Well we couldn't keep them from you forever. Well actually we weren't keeping them from you... we just sometimes get behind, but hey you know what else you can get behind? OUR FINAL CRUISE OF THE WHOLE SUMMER/YEAR THIS SUNDAY, w/ extra special host MILK (rdpr) & the Markos Sisters! This is it y'all, the big ole shablam, we're gonna death drop right off the boat! WAIT. DON'T DO THAT... we had a enough of that last time...

----GET YOUR TIXX NOW!----


Photos below by Kevin Kauer / Nark

 

Photos below by Rachel Robinson

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It's Chips, Dips, Chains, and Whips at Night School Narked

Written by Robert Roth

You don’t normally think about the Seattle Eagle as an institution of learning (unless you’re talking about learning someone’s phone number), but that’ all about to change with the addition of Night School: Exercises in BDSM to their calendar.

If sub/dom play, bondage, or a little spanking are part of your scholarly pursuits, then you’ll definitely want to head on over to the Dirty Bird for a night of BDSM exploration. Danelle King, last year’s WA State Ms. Leather, will be sharing her expert advice in the practice of the dark arts to those both new to the world of kink, and old hands alike. Danelle brings seven years of medical field experience combined with more than five years of involvement in the BDSM community, so when she tells you how to do something right, you’d better say “Yes ma’am.”

Tunes will be provided by DJ Steve Fabus (Go BANG! SF), one of the first nationally recognized DJs the originated from the disco era, and DJ Pavone. Earlybirds will get a chance to win a gift bag full or kinky goodies courtesy of our friends at Babeland.

So if you want to flex your exhibitionist muscle, or simple want to scope things out, Night School will be the place to be.

 

Night School: Exercises in BDSM
Friday 8.22 / 9pm - Late
Seattle Eagle, 21+
$5 before 11pm / $7 After 11pm

Admission includes a ticket for a drawing for a kinky gift bag courtesy from our friends at Babeland. An estimated value of $80. Must be present to win.

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Jimi Jaxon's Dickslap Pride Edition Mix Music

Written by Robert Roth

Dickslap Pride Edition was a night to be remembered. Of course, most of you were so white girl wasted that night you probably don't remember anything, including the amazing set by Jimi Jaxon that you were twerking away/making out with some stranger to on the Eagle dance floor

Well here it is, beebees, courtesy of Jimi himself, recorded live at The Eagle and mastered like a pro by Greyspot.

 

Jimi Jaxon's Dickslap Mix (Seattle Pride Edition) by Jimi Jaxon on Mixcloud

 
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Photobooth: Shade! 8.08.14 at The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

Another gorgeous photobooth at Shade... THE DEPTHS! Thanks to Rachel Robinson for holding down like a soldier each time, next month I'll be at the decks for Shade, which means this time, it's PERSONAL. Me (Nark) + babe-a-licious RIFF-RAFF!

Until then, come get your snap from Rachel tonight for DICKSLAP!

Photos by Rachel Robinson

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Mugshots: sex.WAV 8.07.14 at The Mercury Nightlife

Written by Robert Roth

Seattle sexiest queers spent the evening partying between the mundane and the spiritual worlds, and looked damn fine doing it. Check out your photos from The Mercury shot by our very own Rachel Robinson below!

 

Also, see you tonight...

Photos by Rachel Robinson/Nark Magazine

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Mugshots: Dickslap! 7.18.14 at The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

Thanks to Harry + Jpeg for coming from Chicago and taking us through our land and sea Dickslap journey! Summer is screaming its heart out in Seattle right now and we can't get enough. This week/end is jam PACKED full of goodness, get your body ready for this....

// HARD TON + ONONOS + THE TEMPERS // THURSDAY NIGHT AT CHOP SUEY 8.31 //


Presented by 'Mo Wave, Nark Mag + FWB Records


FRIDAY NIGHT it's the **FINAL** JACK! w/ Recess and Nark!

 

And lastly... it's the brunch cruise with Shawn Morales on Saturday! 1-5pm! TICKETS HERE


 

Dickslap Photos below by Rachel Robinson!

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Photobooth: SHADE! 7.11.14 Nightlife

Written by Nark

You know it's good when Rachel pulls you out of your day off, slaps you across the face and says post these photos immediately damn you! Well, I can't deny that. Enjoy your SHADE photobooth photos and remember to join us every 2nd Friday at The Eagle!

Also if you like a little Dickslap join us next Friday ANDDDD it just so happens you can ALSO join us on the water for a little Dickslap cruise!

DICKSLAP w/ HARRY + JPEG (Chicago) & NARK, hosted by SHELITA POTROAST

7.18 9pm at THE EAGLE & 7.19 3pm boarding on THE ISLANDER YACHT (1611 Fairview ave e) for a 3 hour booze cruise!!

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE FOR THE BOAT!!!! DON'T BE LEFT OUT!!

RSVP on da Facebook


Photos by Rachel Robinson

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Savor Your Secret Summer on a Nark Magazine Cruise Feature

Written by Robert Roth

 

Seattle’s best kept secret is the absolutely amazing summers, the sun drenched 14 hour days washing away the memories of the cold, wind, and rain that hangs over the city the rest of the year. What’s the best way to take advantage of these secret summers? It’s the Nark Magazine Summer Cruise season, kicking off on Saturday 7.19 with the Dickslap Hangover-board Cruise featuring Harry & Jpeg.

 

 

The Nark Magazine Summer Cruises take the party out on the water, sailing the Seattle lakes for three glorious hours about The Islander Yacht, pumping you full of cold booze, hot tunes, and even hotter times. Guest stars this summer will include Shawn Morales (Shawn Morales Presents, RuPaul’s Drag Race Pit Crew), Milk (RuPaul’s Drag Race Season Six), The Markos Sisters, Roy G Biv (PDX), Chipment (SF), and Guy Ruben (SF).

 

 

Individual cruise tickets are $20 - $25 in advance, but you can save big with an Early Bird Season Pass, available for $84 only until Saturday, 7.19, so act fast. Don’t miss out, because these babies will sell out for sure.

Nark Magazine Summer Cruise Schedule

DICKSLAP Hangover-board Cruise

Saturday 7.19 // 3pm - 7pm // Featuring Harry & Jpeg (Chicago, Mens Room)

Brunch Cruise

Saturday 8.02 // 1pm - 5pm // Hosted by Shawn Morales Shawn Morales (Shawn Morales Presents, RuPaul’s Drag Race Pit Crew) w/ Roy G Biv (PDX) and Nark

Labor Day Weekend Cruise

Sunday 8.31 // 3pm - 7pm // Hosted by Milk (RuPaul’s Drag Race Season Six) and the Markos Sisters, with Chipmint (SF) and Nark

Bottom Forty Exterior Paradise

w/ Secret Guest (TBA) plus Bottom Forty DJs and Guy Ruben (SF)

 

 

 

 

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Mugshots: Sketch Disko! 6.28.14 at Kremwerk Nightlife

Written by Nark

Our fantastic closing night of Pride was full of dancing and, well, lots more dancing, live performances, great looks and haute made-up faces, check out your photos here!

 

Photos by Rachel Robinson

 

Photos by Keith Johnson

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Mugshots: GENDER BLENDER Pride 2014! 6.26.14 at Neighbours Nightlife

Written by Nark

It's here it's here! It takes a while to such ferocity, forgive us.

A huge thanks goes out to all you fierce queers for coming out to Gender Blender this year, what a glorious mess. Thanks to our amazing VIP hostess New York and our 50 bajillion performers. You know. You were there. So SOAK up the pixxx.

And don't forget, party comes more than once a year and so should you, so you might wanna hop on this train... Nark Magazine presents Adore Delano live in concert with her full band, and our special vip host MATHU ANDERSEN! (Vip tickets are selling extra fast, don't miss out)

 

 

 

 

 

Without further adieu, your photos! First our batch from Nark Magazine photographer, Rachel Robinson.

 

And your photos by the fabulous Keith Johnson!

 

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Mugshots: Pride Cruise! 6.28.14 on The Islander Yacht Misc

Written by Nark

It was another amazing pride cruise! Seattle summer sunshine is the best, and what's better than dancing out on the water with a bunch of your favorite homoz? In case you missed out on this cruise or you are ready to do it again (which you SHOULD be) we have four more cruises lined up for you this summer, starting with SATURDAY JULY 19TH, the Dickslap Hangover-board cruise at 3pm!

Check out our full summer schedule, and grab an early bird weekend pass before next Saturday HERE

7/19 3-7pm Dickslap Hangover-Board Cruise w/ Harry & Jpeg (Chicago) & Nark

8/02 1pm-5pm Brunch Cruise hosted by Shawn Morales (RPDR Pit Crew) w/ Roy G Biv & Nark

8/31 3pm-7pm Labor Day Weekend Cruise with MILK, hosted by The Markos Sisters, w/ Chipmint (SF) & Nark

9/20 3pm-7pm Bottom Forty Exterior Paradise Cruise w/ Secret Guest, Guy Ruben (SF) & Bottom Forty

 

Photos by Rachel Robinson

 

 

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Nark Magazine presents Adore Delano Live In Concert Feature

Written by Robert Roth

 

Nark Magazine, creators of the world famous Gender Blender, Dickslap, and other tawdry affairs, presents RuPaul’s Drag Race Season Six star Adore Delano live in concert, featuring her full band, performing hits from her new album Till Death Do Us Party. Delano, the drag alter ego of American Idol contestant Danny Noriega, makes her Seattle debut on Friday, August 22 at Neighbours Nightclub. She recently lit up the stage to a sold out audience at Nark Magazine’s Dickslap PDX in Portland, and launched her tour to a standing room audience at New York’s Gramercy Theater a few weeks ago.

This concert will be a special opportunity to catch Adore up close and personal, as she sings her recent hits, including DTF and I Adore You, accompanied by her ass kicking live band. She’s taking the stage at Neighbours in total Nark style, and she’s gonna get down and dirty. Will she perform in just a jockstrap and heels? Probably. Hell, she’ll probably crowd surf in them.

 

 

While Adore was runner up in the most recent season of RuPaul’s Drag Race, she’s been nothing but a winner since then. Her album, Till Death Do Us Party, debuted at an amazing 59 on the Billboard 200 chart and at number 3 on their Dance/Electronic Albums chart. She’s deservedly gone on to become the top selling musical artist to come out of Drag Race.

VIP guests will not only get a chance to meet and mingle with Adore, but also with Drag Race Creative Producer, and RuPaul’s long-time stylist, Mathu Andersen. Mathu’s fabulous gender bending style, and fantastic makeup skills, make him a bearded lady to be see and be seen with. Of course, it’s a Nark party, so there will be plenty of surprises in store for the evening as well.

Presale tickets start at $27 for General Admission and $65 for VIP. They’re going fast, so be sure and get yours before they’re gone because you just may be the lucky one that Adore ends up making out with on stage!

 

 

 

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Mugshots: Dickslap PRIDE w/ Cakes Da Killa! 6.27.14 The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

ho my GAWD. Dickslap Pride. I'm still loving/hurting/living/dying. This is the party that touched hearts and butts everywhere. Grab your photos, look at yourself, TRYYYYY to remember what/who you did. And get ready for the next one... which is a two parter!

If you loved Dickslap and our boat cruise then you're going to love July, because we celebrate the slappage of appendages in the club AND on the boat!

DICKSLAP w/ HARRY + JPEG (Chicago) & NARK, hosted by SHELITA POTROAST

7.18 9pm at THE EAGLE & 7.19 3pm boarding on THE ISLANDER YACHT (1611 Fairview ave e) for a 3 hour booze cruise!!

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE FOR THE BOAT!!!! DON'T BE LEFT OUT!!

RSVP on da Facebook

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