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Photobooth: Shade 1.09.10 at The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

It's the first Shade of the year, the holidays are over and winter is in full force, but that didn't stop anyone from turning out look after look at The Eagle, check out the photobooth shots by Rachel here, and if you're looking for some more party, why not check out the following..

SUNDAY 1.18 - CATHEDRAL AT KREMWERK


FRIDAY AT NEIGHBOURS


Photos by Rachel Robinson

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Mugshots: Dickslap 4 Yr Anniversary! 12.19.14 at The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

Nothing like cake-covered CAKES, thanks for coming out to celebrate our four year anniversary, you sure look good. Like... REALLY GOOD. Thanks to our bearded babes Eva Androgyny and Grace Towers for showing us a good time, and the ever precious beat wizard Jay Douglas for the tunes!

If you enjoyed any part of Dickslap (literally, any) than you are really going to need ARF. Family got you stifled? Haven't jerked off in DAYYSZZZ? Come let loose and get it all out of your system Friday night at The Eagle.

 

 

Photos by Rachel Robinson! 

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Mugshots: sex.wav 12.04.15 at The Mercury Nightlife

Written by Nark

Another wav of SEX hits your screen today as the photos from December's queer-goth-rave-deathstravaganza known as sex.WAV are now alive and here, people to live for the dying and die for the LIVING. 

Perhaps you didn't get enough sexy times and wag your tail a bit on Friday at Arf? Eh?

 

 

Photos by Rachel Robinson!

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Mugshots: Shade! 12.12.14 at The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

 December's shade was a slick and sexy party full of queer babes exploding in color and light, or something like that you get the picture, actually below you can SEE the pictures! House of HUH had everyone saying HUH WHAT and Trinitron and Riff-Raff turned it up and down on the dancefloor. Join us for Shade on 2nd Fridays of each and every month... and until then...

 

Come out tonight and celebrate FOUR YEARS of slappin' good times!! or if you're lookin to wag your tail after Christmas, check out ARF on the 26th!

 

 

Photos by Rachel Robinson

 

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Mugshots: Insert Coin 12.06.14 at The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

HEY LOOK!

Before you scan on to your photos, there's some important things you should know... First off, if you haven't been to Insert Coin before there's just one very crucial thing to know... it's a slutty video game party where you get to play hours of Tekken and Mario Kart and more with hot nerds in jockstraps or varying degrees of undress. It's like Christmas morning except your parents aren't around and you're going to get laid (depending on how good you are at Street Fighter that is). 

And there's another really important thing, Insert Coin is moving it's date to the FOURTH SATURDAY of the month, making the next one JANUARY 24TH. That means you get more than a month to brush up your fighting game skills before taking on the many coin-slots of Insert Coin. We're so into this party over here at Nark Mag that we're teaming up with Tork to make sure EVERYBODY GETS A CAR! Or something along those lines. Save the date and see just what we've got in store for the next Insert Coin 1/24, it's sure to please, delight, arouse, confuse and inebriate you!


Until then, join us for our regularly scheduled shenanigans!  

 

Photos by Rachel Robinson

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Mugshots: sex.wav 11.06.14 at The Mercury Nightlife

Written by Nark

Another down and dirty month at sex.wav, The Mercury is one of Seattle's best kept secrets, but if you know.. you know. Your December photos are going up shortly as well, after you get your fix and your fill why not write down some of these parties in your little black book..

 

 

Photos by Rachel Robinson

 

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Mugshots: Dickslap SF! 11.29.14 at The SF Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

San Francisco does Dickslap like they invented the damn thing, we're STILL exhausted! Phew, thanks to La Fraicheur and Ambrosia Salad for keeping everyone dancing, our lovely and literally dickslapped hosts Vivvyanne ForeverMore! and Grace Towers, our ass jiggling dancer boys and most of all, you, for coming out in the RAIN! 

We can't wait to see you again.... and it's SOON! 

We'll be DJ'ing on New Years Eve at the SF Eagle with Two Dudes in Love for Poppertunity! Bring your favorite for a midnight toast, hosted by Grace Towers. 

And the next regularly scheduled Dickslap is on January 31st, save the date for a night you won't remember.

 

Photos by FABIAN FBFE

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Mugshots: Arf! 11.28.14 at The Eagle Nightlife

Written by Nark

Hey pup, we saw your tails waggin at Arf! this month, and we couldn't help but take your picture because you just looked so damn good. Now be a good boy and come back for more, be someones Christmas present on the 26th for the next installment of Arf! featuring Ozma Otacava and San Francisco's Doc Sleep.

 

Photos by Rachel Robinson!

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Mugshots: Shade at The Eagle, 11.10.14 Nightlife

Written by Nark

Queer magic takes its highest form each month when the Eagle is turned into the Opulent Empire known as SHADE, catch it on 2nd Fridays, in case you need to know more just look at all the pretty prettiness. 

The day after next month, also catch Riff-Raff down at Kremwerk for the next installment of Bottom Forty, with an amazing lineup including Honey Soundsystem's Bezier and KEXP's Sharlese! 12/13/14 at Kremwerk.


All photos by Rachel Robinson.

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Mugshots: Dickslap Halloween! w/ Kenny Brain 10.31.14 at The Eag... Nightlife

Written by Nark

Dickslap Halloween was quite the extravagant night, pretty sure most of us don't really remember it all that well, but turns out everyone was in costume and lookin' fine, and the proof is below! Thanks again for coming out and having a fabulous time with us, why not do it again tonight at Kremwerk for Bottom Forty? You need some more dancing in your life. And as always, join us on the 3rd Fridays at The Eagle for our regularly scheduled Dickslaps! 

 

 

Photos by Keith Johnson

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Picking Kenny('s) Brain Feature

Written by Brad Gilligan

From modeling around the world to becoming a famous reality star appearing in the second season of "Big Brother: Canada," Kenny Brain is definitely is an eccentric hairball of a man that seemingly flies by the seat of his form fitting pants. 

Tomorrow, he will be the special guest host at Nark Magazine and The Eagle's monthly night of debauchery, DICKSLAP. I got to catch up with Mr. Brain to chat about his Halloween costume, why he's excited to make his Seattle debut, and the most awkward sexual encounter he's ever had to endure.

 

BRAD GILLIGAN: In a city filled with beard-lovers, the news of you coming to Seattle has gotten many people excited, to say the least. How familiar are you with the area? 
KENNY BRAIN: I'm not at all really. Part of the reason why I'm so excited to get there. I've heard nothing but great things, plus I'm a sucker for a great beard myself. 

 

BG: What attracted you the most about hosting DICKSLAP? Have you ever actually been slapped by a dick before?
KB: At first, it was the fact that it was in Seattle. Like I said, I was never around the area before and heard great things, but then when I looked into the history of Dickslap and what it kind of evolved from, I was even more interested. And of course I have. Isn't that a thing?

 

BG: What's the one thing that Seattle should expect when partying with you?
KB: I've been known to bust a move after a couple of drinks. 

BG: Are you more whiskey or vodka, or something else entirely? 
KB: Whiskey for sure. When shooting, anyways. I'm also a huge gin fan. It's like drinking a forest. 

 

BG: People can be really weird in bed sometimes. What's the most awkward sexual situation you've ever been in?
KB: Oh, god. I was with this one guy who couldn't get off unless I screamed 'I LOVE YOU!' over and over again in different ways. That was only after a couple of dates. Needless to say the relationship didn't work. 

 

BG: Is there a certain type of guy you go for? Or, are you open to pretty much anyone who catches your eye?
KB: I like a dark, scruffy, kinda guy. Creative, but manually inclined. Honestly, I find weird things endearing like someone's hearty laugh or a certain mannerism. So, they're isn't really a set mold. 

 

BG: You once said that you grew your famous beard upon breaking up with your ex-boyfriend, mostly because he hated your facial hair. Is it safe to say that it's here to stay as your signature look, or are you going to crush dreams by shaving it on a whim?
KB: Well, I've always kinda had scruff. Since I was like, 11... or, a shorter beard. I think I went through puberty at the age of nine. But, yeah, after that relationship, I kinda let it get to a whole new level. And I like it? I can't see it going anywhere anytime soon. 

 

BG: I would assume that your resident gay app is Scruff, but I could be wrong. Do you even have to use them? 
KB: I do use Scruff sometimes, but it never sticks around too long.  I download it. Then delete it. Then download it again because I'm weak. I dont go out much anymore so it's hard to meet people otherwise. Plus I've actually made some great friends in different places solely because of the app.

 


BG: Let's play Marry / Fuck / Kill --- Frankie Grande, Ozzy Osbourne, and Rob Ford (former mayor of Toronto). 
KB: Haha, oh god. This is tough. I would have to say: fuck Frankie Grande, kill Rob Ford and marry Ozzy Osbourne. But, I think Mr. Ford and Mr. Grande have a good chance of switching positions for fuck/kill. No, I take that back. I would never fuck Rob Ford. Ever. 

 

BG: I wouldn't dare ruin the surprise of your Halloween costume, but can you give us a hint?
KB: It's hairy. 

 

 

Maybe he'll wear his famous white speedo and nothing else? Well, if you want to see Kenny Brain in the flesh, you can catch him and the rest of your friends tomorrow night for DICKSLAP: Halloween at The Eagle... we suggest getting there early!

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Mugshots Rewind: BUMP! 2011 Nightlife

Written by Robert Roth

Nobody does Halloween like Nark Magazine.

Nark has a great history with BUMP!, Gay City's long running, annual Halloween party benefit. In 2011, Nark and Amoania took the stage for an eye-catching performance to Hi-Fashion's "I Am Not Madonna", followed by an booty-shaking DJ set as Superthreat. For 2014, Superthreat returns to the DJ booth at Neighbours for BUMP's 31st year on Thursday, 10/30. It's always a great party, and it benefits a great organization. Gay City is the best place in town to get your unmentionables checked out before you start whipping them around the dance floor, after all.

Joining the daring duo is an amazing lineup of talent, including BenDeLaCreme (remember that she-wolf costume she wore last year?), Lady Bunny, Jimi Jaxon, and the witchy-witchy Markos Sisters. Put a little thought into your Halloween look and it might even win you a cool grand. For real.

Tickets for BUMP start at $30, but they go up at the door so get them in advance here.

Check out the pics from BUMP! 2011 from our very own Rachel Robinson.


The party doesn't stop with BUMP. On Friday 10.31 you'll need to get yourself down to the dirty bird for Dickslap Halloween Edition featuring none other than amateur undies model Kenny Brain from Big Brother Canada in all his bearded glory, along with Berlin-based DJ sensation La Fraicheur!

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