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Dickslap Video Premier: The Seduction of Bear!

It's our “slaptastic” 3 year anniversary! Damn. This little shit-kicker party turned bearded rager started at The Seattle Eagle three years ago this month, believe it or not.

Just what is the origin of Dickslap? Back in 2010 the Washington State Liquor Control Board was giving The Eagle hell and trying to shut them down because some of them seemed to be homophobic pricks. So, the Eagle management called us up here at Nark Magazine and said we needed to fight back, and that we should start a party so ridiculous and law bending and in-your-face homosexual that we might just scare them the hell out of the place. But what to call such a mind-bendingly, crotch-teasingly, gay-ass party of all parties? Dickslap, of course. 

The opening night of the first Dickslap was front page news on The Stranger, where our friends there obligingly proceeded to print the salaries and other nosey and embarrassing facts about the liquor board reps that were finger pointing The Eagle and other gay bars around town. Dickslap was tagged as the “Eagle Vs. The WSCLB Party."

The moral of this little tale, folks and faggots alike, is that it worked, and it could potentially be the reason why the Eagle is still alive and in your face (and crotch) today."

The moral of this little tale, folks and faggots alike, is that it worked, and it could potentially be the reason why the Eagle is still alive and in your face (and crotch) today. After a few months with the WSLCB off our backs, we dropped the VS. moniker and just continued on as Dickslap. Soon it became Seattle's favorite party for all you dirty homos. Now, it’s bigger and more rager-y than ever, featuring slammin’ House DJs from all across the country, along with the fiercest bearded queens, lady boys, and gogo puppies we could find.

Come celebrate with us for our 3 year anniversary! We are bringing in the ever so handsome and charming Brian Maier from San Francisco to give it a whirl in the DJ booth, and recent SF to LA transplant, the amazing Ambrosia Salad to spy on you all with the official Dickslap Wig Cam (patent pending), so give her a good show eh?

To top it all off, we’ve released the very first Dickslap movie, The Seduction of Bear, starring the wonderful Ambrosia, along with Nark gogo puppy Baby Bear, and Kitty the Bear. Check it out, then come check us out at Dickslap!

The Seduction of Bear

DICKSLAP 3 YR ANNIVERSARY w/ Brian Maier (SFO) & Nark / hosted by Ambrosia Salad (LAX)
Friday 12.20 / 9pm - 3am
The Seattle Eagle / 314 E Pike St

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