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Dickslap Your Friends At The Eagle Tonight

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All us homos live on the hill, and they say when you are in close quarters with others, and really get to know each other, everybody gets on the same cycle... well it's that time of the month for us queers and homos... Dickslap is tonight at The Eagle, your must not, cannot miss, maybe will not remember party of the month. Nark Magazine invites you to come out and bask in all the unabashed sweaty glory tonight, there's no judgie judges here, just cute ass beats coming from the beardy techno dude mister Aaron Clark, a certain miss Minerva Major-Markos forcing non-consensual dancing and jello shooting, Scruff girl Ross Milam juggling homos in the gogo cage, and, well you get the idea. Check out the full deets below.

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DICKSLAP! Third Fridays at The Eagle, a let loose scenario for boys and girls and more boys... a wonderland full of free beard rubs, slick hands and magical dancing gogo men, where the jello shots seem to just shoot themselves down your throat, and the sounds of the discotheque parade around and intoxicate you until you finally wake up from the dream, potentially next to someone you don't remember. Got it?

↓↓↓SPECIAL GUESTS↓↓↓
*Aaron Clark (Pittsburgh, Humanaut, Honcho)
Do you like cute dudes with beards who emit waves of sexy dark techno? Great, we'll see you there.

↓↓↓RESIDENT ASSHOLE↓↓↓
*Nark (Nark Magazine, Bottom Forty, Dickslap)
Getting in your business. All of it. 

↓↓↓HOSTED BY↓↓↓
*Minerva Markos

↓↓↓CAGE PUPPIES↓↓↓
Ross Milam (Scruff cover girl, smize!!!) and Baby Bear

Photography by Nark Magazine, Jello Shots by Bill Cosby, Fuzzy gogos created by moms everywhere.

FRIDAY 9.20 AT THE EAGLE
314 E. PIKE ST
9PM-3AM

 

Aaron Clark, arf.


Aaron Clark, arf.[/caption]

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