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INTO?

SIGN UP FOR INTO? COMPETE TO WIN $1,000 AND THE INTO? TITLE FOR A YEAR AND MAYBE SOME CANDY

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Make sure to tell us who you are, why you should compete and send a picture of what you got.

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Nark Magazine and House of Cathedral are asking you the question… what are you INTO?

We’re constructing a runway down the floor of Neumos so you can show us what tickles your fancy by competing in one of our four categories, winner takes home the grand prize of $1,000 CASH, the judges are ferocious and the walk-off music is provided by the legendary ball DJ himself MikeQ. Competition sign ups are open to the public, email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. and tell us WHY we should pick you to compete and start. working. on. that. LQQK.

JUDGES: 
MILK (RuPauls Drag Race)
COCO BLACK
KITTY KITTY BANG BANG (Cathedral Ball Winner)
AMOANIA
CUCCI BINACA


DJs:
MikeQ (Qween Beat, Jersey)
SAPPHO (Hard Yes, Stranger Disco, PDX)

HOST:
CHANTICLEER TRU

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BDSFEMME (CATEGORY FULL)
- Goddess in leather and lace. She's your Venus, your fire, your desire, and she wants you to get down on your fucking knees and beg.

WHAT DADDY WANTS
- Do you know what daddy wants? Are you good or are you bad? Trophy brides? Pool boys? Lolitas? Little baby Brats? Sling slaves? Work to earn those straight A's and don't get grounded.

BEST IN SHOW (CATEGORY FULL)
- Who said you couldn't put lipstick on a pig? Show your judges some petting zoo realness! Are those spikes or diamonds on your collar? Groomed or wild? You been a good pup? Jane Lynch is your handler and you better behave!

BUT WHAT IS IT? (CATEGORY FULL)
- Everyone is a critic but you might be a masterpiece! the main question is, what in the actual fuck are you? Make your judges wonder who, what, when, where, why and how?! Choose your own adventure. Make it cute/disgusting/insane.
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PRIZE: $1000 CASH

WHERE:
NEUMOS, Seattle
925 E Pike Street

PRICE:
$18 ADV / GA
$32 ADV / VIP
VIP: Mezzanine access and view, private bar, Into? photo booth and meet and greet with MILK and crew, gifts & swag, free portraits by Michael Horwitz, hosted by Matt Troy and the fabulous Berlin from Vancouver, BC.

RUNWAY BUILT BY:
COLONNA CONSTRUCTION

Brought to you by:
STEAMWORKS SEATTLE
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Nark - Sounds and Schedule

NARK

NARK (2MR, Mr Intl, Get Up Records, Bottom Forty)
Founder of Nark Magazine, and the record label, party and mix series known as Bottom Forty, Nark (aka Kevin Kauer) is devoted to dance music and club culture. Bouncing from city to city with a smile and a bag of tricks, Nark is repeatedly paired in the booth with some of dance music's greatest tastemakers such as The Black Madonna, Daniel Avery, Jacques Renault, Matrixxman, Red Axes, Audion, Tim Sweeney, Bicep and many more. Nark has been seen playing records around the states and in Tokyo, Tel Aviv, Berlin, London, Paris and more, so he knows how to say "excuse me" and ask for water in several languages and can be calmed into a paralytic state simply by being pet.

Nark currently resides at The Eagle in Seattle throwing a kaleidoscope of events most famously Dickslap, a party that started as a political movement, an event that Thump/Vice Magazine says saved Seattle nightlife, and has since turned into a traveling party and internationally recognized brand, as well as running Bottom Forty, a Seattle collective of DJs, record label, podcast and occasional event. Nark also curates an annual alternative pride festival weekend in Seattle which attracts thousands and raises money for the LGBTQ community of Seattle. In the past Nark was the first resident and creative director of Q Nightclub in Seattle, working the countries 7th best soundsystem every Saturday night, and has been showcased by Decibel Festival, Honey Soundsystem, , Smart Bar, Flammable, Honcho, Beta Nightclub, Pride parties everywhere and many other above and underground events and festivals.He is attributed to perpetuating the Gay Techno Underground by Resident Advisor and was named by Advocate Magazine as one of the top people to watch in 2015 and his story and work has been accredited for raising the nightlife bar in Seattle by Seattle Weekly and other publications. 

For more info, or for booking, contact Kevin Kauer at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

NARK SOUNDS / DATES / PRESS


NARK CALENDAR

Residencies:

Dickslap: 3rd Fridays, Eagle Seattle / 5th Saturdays, The Eagle San Francisco

Make Out Party: 2nd Fridays at Eagle, Seattle / 3rd Saturdays at Eagle, San Francisco


Where to find...

12/29 Quer at Renate, Berlin, Germany
12/30 PAG, Tel Aviv, Israel
1/15 Bottom Forty w/ Alison Swing and Masha, Undisclosed Location
1/20 Dickslap w/ Steve Mizek, The Eagle, Seattle
1/21 Make Out Party w/ Steve Mizek, The Eagle, San Francisco
2/03 11:11, NYC
2/08 High & Tight, Eastern Bloc, NYC
3/03 NoFomo, Bit House Saloon, Portland

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bottom Forty, The Revival from Nark Magazine on Vimeo.

 

"Kevin Kauer has been an unstoppable force in the Seattle party scene. He was worked with just about every venue imaginable creating an array of events with creativity, passion, and impeccable design, not to mention the hectic DJ schedule that has taken this young man up and down the west coast and solidified him as a key player in the dance world."

-Blueyedsoul

 

"Kevin gets his spot in the Seattle Peach 100 for always doing the most and for constantly pushing the envelope in terms of material–his photos and parties are full of drag queens, burlesque dancers and other glamazonia, and he can play a dance set that burns up the floor without resorting to tired top 40 hits."

-Seattle Peach

 

"..the beats coming from Rebel more than made up for all the unyielding musculature in the club. Seattle's DJ Nark had appeared for the evening, sporting fetching neckwear and spinning even more fetching, not-corny-at-all jams from disco greats to more current, creepy-good modern bangers. By the end of the night the place was packed.."

-Caitlin Donohue, San Francisco Bay Guardian 

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EVENTS

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THURSDAY 10/27/16 w/ MARQUII and SAPPHO at Bossanova Ballroom in PORTLAND
FRIDAY 10/28/16 w/ NODDY at Neumos in SEATTLE
SUNDAY 10/20/16 w/ VANHEIN and SATURN RISING at DNA Lounge in SAN FRANCISCO

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Nark - Sounds and Schedule (2)

NARK

NARK (2MR, Mr Intl, Get Up Records, Bottom Forty)
Founder of Nark Magazine, and the record label, party and mix series known as Bottom Forty, Nark (aka Kevin Kauer) is devoted to dance music and club culture. Bouncing from city to city with a smile and a bag of tricks, Nark is repeatedly paired in the booth with some of dance music's greatest tastemakers such as The Black Madonna, Daniel Avery, Jacques Renault, Matrixxman, Red Axes, Audion, Tim Sweeney, Bicep and many more. Nark has been seen playing records around the states and in Tokyo, Tel Aviv, Berlin, London, Paris and more, so he knows how to say "excuse me" and ask for water in several languages and can be calmed into a paralytic state simply by being pet.

Nark currently resides at The Eagle in Seattle throwing a kaleidoscope of events most famously Dickslap, a party that started as a political movement, an event that Thump/Vice Magazine says saved Seattle nightlife, and has since turned into a traveling party and internationally recognized brand, as well as running Bottom Forty, a Seattle collective of DJs, record label, podcast and occasional event. Nark also curates an annual alternative pride festival weekend in Seattle which attracts thousands and raises money for the LGBTQ community of Seattle. In the past Nark was the first resident and creative director of Q Nightclub in Seattle, working the countries 7th best soundsystem every Saturday night, and has been showcased by Decibel Festival, Honey Soundsystem, Flammable, Honcho, Beta Nightclub, Pride parties everywhere and many other above and underground events and festivals.He is attributed to perpetuating the Gay Techno Underground by Resident Advisor and was named by Advocate Magazine as one of the top people to watch in 2015 and his story and work has been accredited for raising the nightlife bar in Seattle by Seattle Weekly and other publications. 

For more info, or for booking, contact Kevin Kauer at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

NARK SOUNDS / DATES / PRESS


NARK CALENDAR

Residencies:

Dickslap: 3rd Fridays, Eagle Seattle / 5th Saturdays, The Eagle San Francisco

Make Out Party: 2nd Fridays at Eagle, Seattle / 3rd Saturdays at Eagle, San Francisco


Where to find...

10/29 w/ Alison Swing, Dickslap SF, The SF Eagle, San Francisco

10/30 HalloKween, DNA Lounge, San Francisco

11/04 w/ Jennifer Cardini, Neighbours Nightclub, Seattle

11/18 Dickslap w/ Jacques Renault, The Eagle, Seattle

11/19 The Make Out Party w/ Jacques Renault, The SF Eagle, San Francisco

11/23 Pre-Thanksgiving w/ Jimi Jaxon, Violet Chachki, Neighbours Nightclub, Seattle

12/16 Dickslap 6 Year Anniversary w/ Vicki Powell, The Eagle, Seattle

1/15 Bottom Forty w/ Alison Swing & Masha, Secret Location, Seattle 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bottom Forty, The Revival from Nark Magazine on Vimeo.

 

"Kevin Kauer has been an unstoppable force in the Seattle party scene. He was worked with just about every venue imaginable creating an array of events with creativity, passion, and impeccable design, not to mention the hectic DJ schedule that has taken this young man up and down the west coast and solidified him as a key player in the dance world."

-Blueyedsoul

 

"Kevin gets his spot in the Seattle Peach 100 for always doing the most and for constantly pushing the envelope in terms of material–his photos and parties are full of drag queens, burlesque dancers and other glamazonia, and he can play a dance set that burns up the floor without resorting to tired top 40 hits."

-Seattle Peach

 

"..the beats coming from Rebel more than made up for all the unyielding musculature in the club. Seattle's DJ Nark had appeared for the evening, sporting fetching neckwear and spinning even more fetching, not-corny-at-all jams from disco greats to more current, creepy-good modern bangers. By the end of the night the place was packed.."

-Caitlin Donohue, San Francisco Bay Guardian 

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Nark Pridefest 2014

It's here it's here! It takes a while to such ferocity, forgive us.

A huge thanks goes out to all you fierce queers for coming out to Gender Blender this year, what a glorious mess. Thanks to our amazing VIP hostess New York and our 50 bajillion performers. You know. You were there. So SOAK up the pixxx.

And don't forget, party comes more than once a year and so should you, so you might wanna hop on this train... Nark Magazine presents Adore Delano live in concert with her full band, and our special vip host MATHU ANDERSEN! (Vip tickets are selling extra fast, don't miss out)

 

 

 

 

 

Without further adieu, your photos! First our batch from Nark Magazine photographer, Rachel Robinson.

 

And your photos by the fabulous Keith Johnson!

 

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