Savor Your Secret Summer on a Nark Magazine Cruise


Seattle’s best kept secret is the absolutely amazing summers, the sun drenched 14 hour days washing away the memories of the cold, wind, and rain that hangs over the city the rest of the year. What’s the best way to take advantage of these secret summers? It’s the Nark Magazine Summer Cruise season, kicking off on Saturday 7.19 with the Dickslap Hangover-board Cruise featuring Harry & Jpeg.



The Nark Magazine Summer Cruises take the party out on the water, sailing the Seattle lakes for three glorious hours about The Islander Yacht, pumping you full of cold booze, hot tunes, and even hotter times. Guest stars this summer will include Shawn Morales (Shawn Morales Presents, RuPaul’s Drag Race Pit Crew), Milk (RuPaul’s Drag Race Season Six), The Markos Sisters, Roy G Biv (PDX), Chipment (SF), and Guy Ruben (SF).



Individual cruise tickets are $20 - $25 in advance, but you can save big with an Early Bird Season Pass, available for $84 only until Saturday, 7.19, so act fast. Don’t miss out, because these babies will sell out for sure.

Nark Magazine Summer Cruise Schedule

DICKSLAP Hangover-board Cruise

Saturday 7.19 // 3pm - 7pm // Featuring Harry & Jpeg (Chicago, Mens Room)

Brunch Cruise

Saturday 8.02 // 1pm - 5pm // Hosted by Shawn Morales Shawn Morales (Shawn Morales Presents, RuPaul’s Drag Race Pit Crew) w/ Roy G Biv (PDX) and Nark

Labor Day Weekend Cruise

Sunday 8.31 // 3pm - 7pm // Hosted by Milk (RuPaul’s Drag Race Season Six) and the Markos Sisters, with Chipmint (SF) and Nark

Bottom Forty Exterior Paradise

w/ Secret Guest (TBA) plus Bottom Forty DJs and Guy Ruben (SF)










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